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Three panel comic at an event in an art gallery. Malaprop, the artist, has just souped one of the paintings and is now surrounded by cops with guns drawn.
Panel 1: A cop says "Step away from the painting!" another cop says "Drop the soup!" Malaprop says "Too late, cops!"
Panel 2: Malaprop reveals a glue bottle in her other hand and says "In the name of protest, I've affixed myself to the frame!"
Panel 3: Cop yells "She's got a glue!" and shots Malaprop in the shoulder.

Soup de Jure, Part 3