Three panel comic of a live news broadcast.
Panel 1: A news anchor sits at the desk with a graphic over her shoulder showing a picture of Litchfield with X-es for eyes and the caption "Oof." The anchor says "Breaking news: the world-renowned artist, Litchfield, is dead. Let's get local reaction."
Panel 2: Person-on-the-street-interview of a man with a large mustache and sunglasses, who is identified in a lower third graphic as "Jeff Initelynotlitchfield, local shades and mustache guy" says "I am shocked. But what an interesting way to examine arbitrary valuation within the art world."
Panel 3: Cuts back to the studio, the anchor reads off her notes, "Sources say the cause of death is 'nothing worth starting a charity over.'"