Three panel comic where Litchfield, the artist, is packing several identical black turtlenecks. Pinch, Nickels, both artists, and Rookie, a fish, look on.
Panel 1: Litchfield says "How long do you usually have to go between fakings of your own death?"
Panel 2: Pinch says "I'd wait at least 18 months. Maybe less if you did it out of state." Nickels asks "Will you be fake-murderered? Or fake-die of a disease?"
Panel 3: Litchfield says "You would think the etiquette of faking your death would be more standardized." Rookie yells "Don't fake-drown, it's bad luck!"

Fake Your Death