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Three panel comic in the Captain's office. The Captain is a cactus person. Kate, an art director, storms in.
Panel 1: Kate says "Malaprop is in jail. Litchfield's planning to fake his death. Do we not have a main character for January?" Captain says "Kate! Hi! What's got you all meta this morning?"
Panel 2: Kate continues "C'mon, this is outrageous! We Just got this thing going!" Captain says "Why do you think Litchfield is going to fake his own death?"
Panel 3: Kate takes out her phone and says "I got an out-of-office auto-reply saying he'll be 'dead until March'" Captain leans in and says "By the way, what is your upcoming availability?"

Do We Not Have a Main Character for January?
Posted on December 30, 2024 by artcetera