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Three panel comic in the news studio.
Panel 1: The anchorwoman reads off a paper, "News: The convicted artist, Malaprop, was moved to the maximum security penitentiary on Artcatraz Island."
Panel 2: Malaprop is shown at Artcatraz, muzzled and strapped to a cart like Hannibal Lecter. The anchorwoman continues, "The transfer comes after she invented a word so vulger—so illegal—it could only be confined by a secretive offshore creative arts prison."
Panel 3: Inside the news studio, the camera operators whisper to each other "Rumor is the word is OINTGUNCH." "Shhh!! Not so loud!"

Dangerous Language