Panel 1: I'm sitting behind my drafting table that I really don't use, opting for the less comfortable iPad-on-knee position. I've got a big graphic countdown leader behind me. It's down to a big 3. I say "Brian here. I was going to say a couple words but nevermind."
Panel 2: I frown at my drafting table. Do I feel guilt over not using it because I think only serious artists use them? I mean, why wouldn't I just use it then? What's stopping me or am I more interested in the "look" of it? Anyway, I actually say "I hope you enjoy the comic." A big number 2 is behind me.
Panel 3: The last panel cuts out at the film leader 2-pop. Through the pop void of this impenetrable metaphor, I say "See you Monday!"

Comic Number Negative One