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Three panel comic featuring Client, a multi-head emoji business person, and David Zaslav, the warden of Artcatraz Island Prison.
Panel 1: Client says "Wow, Mr. Zaslav. How did you get so good at illing movies and TV shows?" Zaslav says "Ah. My origin story."
Panel 2: Flashback with the caption "It all started when I was seven-years-old." The scene depicts a child version of Zaslav—he's holding a new 1967 Troll doll, he wears little boy suspenders and a pinwheel beanie hat. The TV says "Gilligan's Island is Canceled"
Panel 3: Back in modern day, the Client says "They survived the storm but were no match for the media executive." Zaslav says "My first taste of unstoppable power!"

Zaslav Origin Story
Posted on October 22, 2025 by artcetera